Wednesday, February 4, 2015

a counter-argument to chastity

The topic is bogus. Chastity's dumb. We should just use people instead of loving them. Because I want to, and it feels good, so there. If those aren't good reasons to do something, then I don't know what is. I don't know why you're trying to ruin my life/fun/romance. Sorry you hate living and touching people and breathing and being happy. 
And smiling. 
You probably hate smiling and sunlight and especially when they go together. 

When you fall in love you'll ~*~*~GET IT.*~*~*~ You'll get how I can't keep my hands off of my romantic partner, and how that's just us expressing our divine right to sexual expression, and definitely not an outward manifestation of concupiscence, because I'm ~**~in love~**~. 
So that means I get to do anything I want. 
And if you tell me I can't that means you hate everything in the world, especially other people. 
 And, like, if you're not in love, you don't get it. Being in love changes literally everything, including moral norms. 
And P.S. you are the most judgmental person in the entire solar system, and probably outside of it, too. 
 So siddown.

2 comments:

  1. Puritans! Fun-hating puritans EVERYWHERE!

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  2. this is the most Oh Hon I've ever seen.

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