Wednesday, April 18, 2012

the death of relevancy

(Thus follows my current interior monologue)

SLEEP.
SLEEP.
WHERE DID IT GO?

I think it disappeared to here.
AHHHHHHHH
So funnnnyyyyyy.
So seizure inducinggggggg 
AHHHH
PUPPIES
RAINBOWS
MAGIC BUTTERFLY CUPCAKE BOMBS!!
TORNADOES
BASEMENTS
MELTING PLAYDOUGH ON KITCHEN STOVES--
-CREATING PURPLE CHAOS OF LOVELIENESS!!!
OPRAH
BABY SEA MONKEYS
A TUXEDO-WEARING MANATEE
ROSES FALLING FROM THE CEILING FIXTURE
A COUCH MADE OF FIRE---HOW COZY AND TOASTY IN THE WINTER
LOVE THE WORLD AND WANT TO HUG IT AND KISS EVERYTHING 
AND CLIMB ALL THE TREES AND 
SING LOUDER THAN A PARROT 
AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST
YESSSS
I AM SO WITTY
I COULD GHOST-WRITE MOBY DICK!!!
MAYBE I DID
You"LL NEVER KNOW
OH MY GOSH THE WORLD IS SO SUNNY AND I JUST WANT TO LAUGH
SO I SHALL
LOUDLY 
AND IN THE EARS OF ALL THE PASSERS-BY
LOOK AT ME, CORRECTLY PLURALIZING "PASSER-BY"
THAT'S CALLED GRAMMAR, peeeeeps . 
AND I JUST DID IT. AND DID it SO WELL.
BUNNIES
Bunny sneezing noises fill the stratosphere like dewy clouds!!
CLOUDS
CLOUDS RIDE THE WIND LIKE GANDALF RIDES SHADOWFAX
DEAR SIR WEARING STRANGE GREEN SWIM SHORTS: 
I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR SHORTS. AND BY OFFENDED, I JUST MEAN CONFUSED.
I'M CONFUSED. 
HOW ARE THEY SO GREEEEEEN???
AND PATTERNED 
THEY"RE LIKE THIS.
THAT IS THE STATE OF THE RENÉE UNION RIGHT NOW...
AHHHHH SO GOOD
I JUST WROTE TWO PAPERS.
GUESS WHAT I HAVE?
(if you guessed 2 papers, you are correct)
GUESS WHAT I DON'T HAVE?
SLEEP. 
Je n'ai sommeil pas.
:( :( :(
THAT'S CALLED FRENCH.
I DON'T THINK I DID THAT GRAMMAR RIGHT.
(and I know ^that ^ grammar is incorrect)
OH WELL.
THINGS LIKE THAT HAPPEN TO PEOPLE 
SOMETIMES. 
I'LL BE OKAY.
WHY?
I HAD POP-TARTS AND GRAPES FOR BREAKFAST.
POP-TARTS=SUGAR POWER
GRAPES=healthy?

There was a point last night where I turned to my friend and compatriot in late-night paper writing and I said: "What are we doing to our bodies?"
We're being young, that's what. That's what we're doing.

Being young is so much fun.
It's like the best.
But it's kind of exhausting sometimes.

Maybe I'll take a nap.


PS My computer mouse was being putrid and spazzing out all weekend. BUT, praise the Lord, it is now functional again! Small blessings :)

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