Thursday, March 22, 2012

Spirit of Adventure

So guys, I'm like a pretty adventurous person.
I'm like totally down with adapting to new situations and I'm always up for new different exciting things.
Which makes me sounds like a really cheesy personal ad, but it's da truth.
There is one thing that makes me uncomfortable. Actually there are two things.
One is Fritos chips. Like, what even are those things? Are they real food?
I don't know. All I know is that when someone opens up a Fritos bag, you don't want to stick around long enough to find out.

The second thing that makes me really uncomfortable is the number of raccoons in this courtyard. There are two of them, and they keep circling this bench where I've taken refuge to think and write. And on a scale of one to "I don't really like these raccoons" I really don't think I like these raccoons. I love ND animals in general, but these guys...I dunno. It's all fun and games until someone gets bitten by a rabid raccoon.

[Author's Note: I relocated when I thought I felt one of them paw at my sweatpants.]

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