Tuesday, June 28, 2011

the secret habits of rabbits

Have you ever noticed how inanimate objects somehow mysteriously manage to be fruitful and multiply? It's ridiculous, borderline absurd.

E.g.: I came home from college with two pillows. Two(2). My sister came home with one. One(1). There are now a cool seven pillows on our bed. Seven (7). Last time I checked 2+1=3 and 2+1≠7. How did this happen? I don't get it.

Example the Second:
Bobby pins. Bobby pins (a.k.a. kirby grips) are never there when you desperately need one to fasten a stray piece of hair. Never. But then, when you reach into your pocket/bag/purse to find one, you inevitably pull out at least a dozen. I still don't get it.

Example the Third:
Just kidding. I can't think of a third thing.

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